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Jastarnia is a resort town in Puck County, Pomeranian Voivodship, northern Poland. It is located on the Hel Peninsula on the Baltic Sea. It is a popular Polish seaside resort and small fishing port.
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Stanislas-Henri Rouart was a French engineer, industrialist, art collector and painter.
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Rapana bulbosa is a species of sea snail, a marine gastropod mollusk in the family Muricidae, the murex snails or rock snails.<