{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}
{"fact":"A cat's appetite is the barometer of its health. Any cat that does not eat or drink for more than two days should be taken to a vet.","length":132}
{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why can't bicycles stand on their own?","punchline":"They are two tired","id":5}
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{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a chimney joke?","punchline":"Got stacks of em! First one's on the house","id":150}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?","punchline":"It was two-tired.","id":421}
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Mikko Franck is a Finnish conductor and violinist.
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{"slip": { "id": 38, "advice": "The most delicious cocktails often have the highest alcohol content. Always pace yourself to preserve your dignity."}}
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