{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
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The expansive force of rusting, which may be called oxide jacking or rust burst, is a phenomenon that can cause damage to structures made of stone, masonry, concrete or ceramics, and reinforced with metal components. A definition is \"the displacement of building elements due to the expansion of iron and steel products as the metal rusts and becomes iron oxide\". Corrosion of other metals such as aluminum can also cause oxide jacking.
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