{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}

{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}

{"type":"general","setup":"How do you get a baby alien to sleep?","punchline":"You rocket.","id":124}

{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}

{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}

{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?","punchline":"I don't know and I don't care.","id":244}

{"slip": { "id": 168, "advice": "Do a bit more for your friends."}}

{"type":"general","setup":"What did the dog say to the two trees?","punchline":"Bark bark.","id":170}

{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}

{"fact":"The average lifespan of an outdoor-only cat is about 3 to 5 years while an indoor-only cat can live 16 years or much longer.","length":124}

{"slip": { "id": 201, "advice": "Don't burn bridges."}}

{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}

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{"fact":"A female cat can be referred to as a molly or a queen, and a male cat is often labeled as a tom.","length":96}

{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

{"fact":"Cats can jump up to 7 times their tail length.","length":46}

{"fact":"A cat sees about 6 times better than a human at night, and needs 1\/6 the amount of of light that a human does - it has a layer of extra reflecting cells which absorb light.","length":172}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

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