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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the chicken get a penalty?","punchline":"For fowl play.","id":318}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What’s Forest Gump’s Facebook password?","punchline":"1forest1","id":277}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
{"slip": { "id": 2, "advice": "Smile and the world smiles with you. Frown and you're on your own."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 129, "advice": "Stop procrastinating."}}
{"fact":"A cat rubs against people not only to be affectionate but also to mark out its territory with scent glands around its face. The tail area and paws also carry the cat\u2019s scent.","length":174}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?","punchline":"He had loco motives","id":91}
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